Cucuteña phraseology !

POR LO LISO QUE ES EL PANCHE: when you know that someone never does anything, so you don't expect anything .

 EL OLOR LO LLEVA : when someone asks for the bathroom location

SE EMBORRACHÓ LA POLICÍA: someone gets drunk

A PALO SECO:  there is not a bit of alcohol 

YO GUARDO PAN PARA CUANDO HAYA LECHE: when someone needs help and he/she doesn't received it , as a reproach 

ESO NO DA LECHE : when someone uses something several times

DE DONDE FLORES SI NO HAY JARDINES : when someone doesn't have the posibility to get something

NO TIENE NI ABUELA: someone who  is not a  creative 

CUANDO LAS NALGAS QUIEREN FUETE ELLAS LO BUSCAN when children don't obey their parents.

NO TIENE SAL NI EN LOS MEADOS : someone who is not creative

MANO! ending expression 

NO SEA TOCHE!:  don't be stupid 

NO LE PEGA NI AL MUNDO HINCHADO: when someone doesn't have aim